The Man Without Tear Ducts

Metafiction, eh? Well, I will start this story by saying that this story is my homework, and the story is that I’m writing about metafiction right before class, even though my prodding for more homework probably caused you to assign this. Now there, right there, is a...

The Dark Parallel

A fragmented assortment of poems, thoughts, and prose. The self in the moment craves death.The self is an imaginary construct toThe self in actuality.And so the imagination of the selfIs dying every moment.Change is not dreaded, change, isThe adherence to our constant...

Pe Pe Le Pew

The following is a short work of fiction. If you’ve seen the part of Dumber and Dumber where the guy is shitting a lot and the toilet doesn’t work and he’s with the girl he likes, this is sort of a re imagining of that. You see, I have this problem...

Horrifying Light

I’ve been looking through things since childhood. We used to have a napkin holder with a transparent, cylindrical object that would rest on the napkins as a paper weight. I don’t remember how I came up with the idea, which is tragic, but I would take the...